Gossip

Like OMG, the rumors are flying... word has it there may be some trouble at the party. Big time mobster, Scabface is going to be there and everyone knows he is not a big fan of Nork from Pork. He thinks Nork is "totally" spaced!

Mr. D is not at all happy that Alligator Dundee was invited. What would a soldier of fortune have against a dude that hunts alligators for a living? Did the alligator swallow his clock? Tick-Tock/Tick-Tock. I hope Mr. D has his anger management issues under control.

And like those Valley Girls, Muffi, Juli, Lori, Staci, & Suzi and Biff and his friends, Zack & Blane have been making enemies all over the place. I've heard that Danny Son needs to watch his back, even if he is the American black belt Karate Champion.

And what is up with Toni Oregano & those Mogwai? Don't those things have fleas? She really needs to give those things a bath.

Geez, I hope Hannah Shell leaves those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at home!! We already have enough animals at the party; I mean like with Howard Scott turning into a werewolf and all. And yes, gag me with a spoon - Howard is Nork from Pork's little brother.

I saw Molly Mingmold last week at the mall and she was buying a Rubik's cube. It's like no wonder she is a social outcast.

I would never tell anyone that Lany Lou Metton has a totally major crush on Alligator Dundee - ooops -

I heard someone at the party is a kleptomaniac. I guess that's why Polly invited Janie Bond; always good to have a secret agent at the party. Did you know that Janie Bond is Nork from Pork's sister?

Well, that's the latest 411- gotta go!