Gossip

Like OMG, the rumors are flying... word has it there may be some trouble at the party. Big time mobster, Scabface is going to be there and everyone knows he is not a big fan of Nork from Pork. He thinks Nork is "totally" spaced!

Mr. D is not at all happy that Alligator Dundee was invited. What would a soldier of fortune have against a dude that hunts alligators for a living? Did the alligator swallow his clock? Tick-Tock/Tick-Tock. I hope Mr. D has his anger management issues under control.

And like those Valley Girls, Muffi, Juli, Lori, Staci, & Suzi and Biff and his friends, Zack & Blane have been making enemies all over the place. I've heard that Danny Son needs to watch his back, even if he is the American black belt Karate Champion.

And what is up with Toni Oregano & those Mogwai? Don't those things have fleas? She really needs to give those things a bath.

Geez, I hope Hannah Shell leaves those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at home!! We already have enough animals at the party; I mean like with Howard Scott turning into a werewolf and all. And yes, gag me with a spoon - Howard is Nork from Pork's little brother.

I saw Molly Mingmold last week at the mall and she was buying a Rubik's cube. It's like no wonder she is a social outcast.

I would never tell anyone that Lany Lou Metton has a totally major crush on Alligator Dundee - ooops -

I heard someone at the party is a kleptomaniac. I guess that's why Polly invited Janie Bond; always good to have a secret agent at the party. Did you know that Janie Bond is Nork from Pork's sister?

Well, that's the latest 411- gotta go!

Debbie Gribson's New Fragrance

OMG!!! Debbie's new fragrance, Eclectic Youth, is so totally awesome!!

Don't forget it will be featured at the party and everyone will get samples. Like it is in the most totally rad blue bottle and OMG it smells soooooo goooood. Fer sure every valley girl will be wearing it by the end of the month.

Pre-party excitement starts soon. Be sure to check your email and this blog.

Character in Email Attachment

Everyone now has an email with an attachment that has their character rolls.

Let the party begin!

Guest List

This is a most bodacious list of totally fine dudes and dudettes. Here’s who you can expect to see-

Debbie Gribson - Polly Abdool - Lindy Lauper - Bo Pontana - Jamie Bond - El Vampira - Turbo Goobalo - Louie Skullnick - Lana Lou Melton - Nozzy Nosborn - Wee Pee Vermon - Toni Oregano - Jamie Cakker - Fammy Taye Cakker - Howard Scott - Hannah Shell - Davey Lee Broth - Biff Buffman - Blane MacDough - Fadonna - Nork From Pork - Jessica Bunny - Spunky Brewster - Danny Son - Mr D - Molly Mingmold - Alligator Dundee - Scabface - Zack Torris - The Valley Girls: Muffi, Staci, Suzi, Lori, Juli

Hmmmmm, wonder which one of these most auspicious guests will be murdered?

Party Synopsis

OK Dude and Dudettes here's the 411 for the night-

Polly Abdool is hosting a totally tubular album release party for her friend, Debbie Gribson. Debbie Gribson is a top international pop idol and was scheduled to release her new album soon, Eclectic Youth, along with a new fragrance line of the same name!

As a celebrity guests you will hit the scene in outrageous '80s fashion and will enjoy a relaxing appetizer hour full of challenging '80s trivia. With the exception of a few scuffles between catty guests, the party will be totally radical!

Polly will get the party rolling by serving a delicious meal as she hosts an entertaining '80s movie trivia challenge. The great food mixed with fun challenges will get guests into an enjoyable, competitive state of mind. At some point the party guests will be totally 'grossed out to the max' when somebody is murdered!

To minimize negative media attention, guests will avoid calling the police immediately so they can figure out whodunit! The frantic murder investigation will ensued. Following intense interrogations and analyses, each guest will submit their final guesses of whodunit to Polly. The guests accuse who they believe the murderer is other over a delectable dessert.

Finally, seeing no other option... the murderer confesses! While waiting on the police to arrive, the guests will be involved in a hilarious '80s charade challenge followed by a few other ‘80s-worthy games to cap off the night's excitement!

Your character and instructions will follow in a separate email later today!

The Guest List

Omigod you totally need to stop by this blog on Friday and see all the hotties that are coming to Shannon's radical 80's party... So don't be a spaz and miss this opportunity to know the 411. Later!